I roleplay on a site this site called Ravencorre.
My Roleplay Character Nicola ended up finding a goldfish under a rock at the beach, dead of course, but she put it in a fish baggy and named it Spanky.
Yes, Spanky the goldfish.
But after trying to 'wake up' Spanky one day, one of the other characters on the site; Dimitri(OMNOMNOM), said Spanky was dead, and he always had been.
After watching Nicola break down he offered to help flush Spanky down the toilet and buy her a new fish.
Ergo; Spanky the Second.
Spanky two did not live long though, he was killed after another character on the site, Audi, tried to dye him blue and he was poisoned.
Another funeral and another trip to the pet store with Dimitri later and another fishy was bought.
Spanky the Third, the Siamese fighting fish.
It was not to be though, Spanky the Third was murdered, by Audi.
Audi must have been jealous or something, because she had a vendetta against all the Spankies.
Poor Spankies.
Tsk Tsk Tsk, Bad Audi.
Well suck it, today, I bought a Siamese fighting fish, and his name is Spanky.
Spanky the Wonder Fish.
Pictures of Spanky will be shows sooner or later(or whenever :P) when I can take a non-flash photo of him that he doesn't freak out over and smack his head into the tank to try and eat my camera.
Yes, Yes I do own the most smartest fishie in the pet store.
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